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* 用力!放鬆∼

Posted on August 16th, 2006 by M. Filed under 流水.


我刷牙用力,路人皆知。一發動,整個屋子裡的人都會知道。企圖以人手挑戰電動牙刷速度,短短三分鐘便刷至手臂酸痛。亂叉亂插的後果是經常弄至血流成河生痱滋。最近由於口腔損毀嚴重,迫令自己放輕力度。可是手臂一時不適應,只有緊握牙刷,用力-放鬆。

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* I LOVE WORLD CUP – 12 Jun, Australia VS Japan

Posted on June 13th, 2006 by M. Filed under 在路上, 流水.


We’ve got 3 Australian in the group so we all went cheering for the Aussie. As we all knew who would win (or we thought so), we had a side bet on the score – I went for 2:0, and the Hollander went for 1:0. What we bet on was a big bottle of Asahi, ha! We went to this dodgy place across the street where every foreign student in the uni goes. There was a group of Japanese students going for their country, and us, the non-native Aussie team. All of us shouted at the top of our voice through the whole match, making as much noise as possible. The Aussie suck so bad we had to swear at them even it was our team. Most of the time they didn’t know what they were doing on the field and it was hilarious. During the mid time break, the Japanese students walked over and drank with us, well, that’s because they were so sure they’d win and try to comfort us. Who would have thought that Aussie actually scored?! All of us jumped up from the chair when that little sucker rolled into the net!! HA! The Japanese was stunned, but they didn’t give up and started cheering hard for their team. The 3 Aussie went totally crazy after the first goal and kept shouting for another one. The rest of us were like, ‘yea, miracle only happens once a night.’ Then all of the sudden one guy on the Socceroo just got the ball at his feet and there you go, the SECOND GOAL! We were screaming and jumping up and down with tears in eyes shouting ‘WHAT?!’ That’s when I thought of the witch doctor story one of the Aussie told me earlier that day – 33 years ago, the Australian team tried to entered the World Cup, they wanted to win so bad they went to this witchdoctor and asked him to curse the other team. It worked, but they didn’t have enough money to pay for it. The witchdoc was so pissed he cursed the Socceroo instead. Last year, an Australian multi-median John Safran who has the show “John Safran vs God” tried to untied this curse, he did it, and the Socceroo entered the World Cup! Maybe that explained why they scored too!?!? By the THIRD score and Japanese students all sat there, in complete silence. They were devastated. I mean, who wasn’t? There must be people around the world losing million dollars on this game!! 3:1, Australia beat Japan, and we toss with Asahi!

Further reading: The Curse on Socceroo

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